Picture this: snow.... (its like fluffy and white, but melts in your whole fucking body just like rain and its a pain in the fucking ass.... in case you dont know about this phenomenon thats been going on)
picture: two fucking bored out of their minds girls, trapped in the house, no work since we cant drive to it.... a hard drive full of disney movies... and no alcohol..whats a girl to do?
luckily i live a mile away from a grocery store, and have combat ugg boots with metal on the back (youll find out later this is not so lucky)
so on go two little girls walking in the snow for a mile to get to kroger to hopefully be able to buy alcohol underage.
halfway through the walk the metal heels on the back of my uggs start digging into my heel (which end up becoming a three inch cut on my heel that never fucking goes away because it just gets worse anytime i put shoes on. hense four months later... the cut is still alive and breathing)
but we march on because alcohol is the greater quest and worth every blood spilled.
arriving at kroger we decide to buy a case of Michelob Ultra (we considered wine but you know how it is... its too easy to carry and we obviously wanted a fucking challenge.)
the young naive cashier proceded to sell me the alcohol bless her heart and we march out for the mile walk home...
needless to say.. worst walk ever.
an 105lb girl should not carry a case of beer for a mile whilst suffering from an injured achiles heel.
so i made my roomate carry it most of the way and still bitched for most of the walk.
but this story does have a happy ending
30 beers later.... And about 8 disney movies later... we happily passed out into a drunken comatose. :)
Prince of egypt
lion king 2
mulan
robin hood
the road to el dorado
the hunchback of notredam
Aristocats
and Lion king
just in case you were wondering ;)
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